|Being me is a full time job!|
Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
From time to time I get e-mail here at The Free Choice E-zine, but I must say that this latest one has me a bit puzzled.
Dear "Ms. Waxy Dragon":
What do you do when you're not being Waxy?
What an odd question. I'm a baby dragon (unless you believe that silly story that I'm really one of many avatars for an avid Internet user who contributes regularly to this E-zine) and being me is a full time job as it is. Who has time for anything else?
But it did get me to thinking about other people's jobs.
Writers write, so what do authors do, auth?
I know magicians magish, but I certainly don't want to be around a wizard when he's on active duty.
Actors and actresses act, but then again everyone's a critic, so your opinions of individual performances may vary.
Some people get fancy with job titles so the position sounds better than it actually is. Like a "custodial engineer" is really a janitor. But then again, what does Jan do anyway?
Now chefs cook, but so do cooks. Of course, I have yet to meet a "sandwich artist", but I don't care who makes the food as long as I get to eat.
How can you be a housekeeper when your cleaning work is outside the home, like for a motel or hotel?
Does a finish carpenter have to wait for the starting carpenter to do their part, or does that just mean the carpenter is from Finland?
In any event, I'm unfortunately out of space. Please come back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies, and whatever you want to call me, just please don't make it collect!
Have a great week everybody!-wd.
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