Now, we had such a great time when Waxy Dragon previously did a column of one line jokes, that I thought it was time to share some more with you folks.
Besides, in this hot summer weather, who wants to wait around for jokes, no matter how funny they are.
Anyway, is everybody ready?
Here we go!
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions.
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from something so you'll buy the advertised product, does that mean that the fifth one enjoys it?
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
How many drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
What seems to be the journey of a thousand miles always begins with either a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.
Okay everybody! Have a great week! Stay cool, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.