Sunday, August 28, 2016

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2016 (misc. jokes)

Obedience School Dropout
Resumes Dragon School September 6th
Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here because, believe it or not, a lot of students either already have or are about to start a new school year!

I know Dragon School follows a more traditional calendar and resumes the day after Labor Day. Then again, we don't have as many "Teachers In Service" and other holidays during the school year that a lot of humans get. We still have the majors: Thanksgiving, Christmas/Winter/New Year's, etc.; but you get the idea.

In any event, we've put our heads together and are proud to present a nice collection of school themed jokes. Ready?

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She could not control her pupils.


WHY PUNCTUATION MATTERS.
Some people find inspiration in cooking their family and dogs.
Others find inspiration in cooking, their family, and dogs.
Use punctuation so you don't sound like a sick person!

What fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na.
Sixteen sodium atoms entered a restaurant, followed by Batman.
Think about it!

Have you ever wondered about Algebra?
Y do we have to find X when Algebra keeps misplacing it?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
That should be "to whom".

Helium walks into a restaurant and the waiter said, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses."
The Helium didn't react.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"He He."
I would make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

And on that note♫, enjoy school and LEARN!
Meanwhile, please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.

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