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Obedience School Dropout |
Resumes Dragon School September 6th |
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here because, believe it or not, a lot of students either already have or are about to start a new school year!
I know Dragon School follows a more traditional calendar and resumes the day after Labor Day. Then again, we don't have as many "Teachers In Service" and other holidays during the school year that a lot of humans get. We still have the majors: Thanksgiving, Christmas/Winter/New Year's, etc.; but you get the idea.
In any event, we've put our heads together and are proud to present a nice collection of school themed jokes. Ready?
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She could not control her pupils.
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WHY PUNCTUATION MATTERS.
Some people find inspiration in cooking their family and dogs.
Others find inspiration in cooking, their family, and dogs.
Use punctuation so you don't sound like a sick person!
What fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na.
Sixteen sodium atoms entered a restaurant, followed by Batman.
Think about it!
Have you ever wondered about Algebra?
Y do we have to find X when Algebra keeps misplacing it?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
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To who?
That should be "to whom".
Helium walks into a restaurant and the waiter said, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses."
The Helium didn't react.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"He He."
I would make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
And on that note♫, enjoy school and LEARN!
Meanwhile, please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.
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