Still on summer vacation from Dragon School, but let's walk along the beach and see what jokes I can dig up for you.
A baby camel called to his mom in the middle of the night and asked, "Can I have a glass of water?"
Mom replied, "That's the second cup this week!"
Camels are known as "ships of the dessert", for how long they last in the hot sun with little water. Not sure if any of them have ever competed against a dragon though.
Then again, they certainly wouldn't lose your luggage after a long trip, and you certainly wouldn't get sea sick riding one.
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Have you ever noticed that the Internet is just like Ancient Egypt?
People write on walls and worship cats!
Two cats walk until they reach the edge of the beach. Then one cat turns to the other and says, "WOW! Look at the size of that litter box!"
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned. (Red + blue = purple, aka maroon. If you have to explain a joke...)
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Why are gulls named seagulls?
If they were by the bay, they'd be bagels!
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What did the ocean say to the sailboat? Nothing. It just waved.
What's the best day to go to the beach?
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.