Sunday, September 11, 2016

SUNDAY FUNNIES: SUMMER CLEARANCE (misc. jokes)

Furry, but cool
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

I just cannot believe that we are already into September 2016.
My favorite sport, baseball, has less than 20 regular season games left while football season has already begun.
But have you ever tried catching a football?
Those things are so oddly shaped, there's no way for a dog to get a decent grip on one in its muzzle.
Not a decent chew toy for a dog.

Anyway, soon the leaves will begin to change colors.
The temperatures will turn (hopefully just somewhat) cooler.
The new TV season will start...
So I thought I'd get a jump on things by telling some of my leftover Summer jokes now so I have room in my doghouse for all the new Fall jokes that will be coming soon.
Ready?

If Womb is pronounced WOOM
and Tomb is pronounced TOOM
Shouldn't Bomb be pronounced BOOM?

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

I just checked my account balance at the ATM.
It printed out a coupon for Ramen Noodles.


A man leaves home, makes 3 lefts and is faced by two masked men. Where is he?
On a baseball diamond.

A psychic was out clothes shopping and the store employee asked "How about this one?"
The Psychic replied. "It's too small. I'm a medium."

Two caterpillars are strolling along in the park when a butterfly goes by.
One points up and says to the other, "You'll never get me up in one of those."

And on that note♫, have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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