Sunday, February 26, 2017


I bark, therefore I am.
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here.
Well, it's the middle of another long cold day here, but don't worry, I'm snuggled up all warm and safe inside my house with the humans who love me.
But I thought this week that, considering how long I have been a puppy, I'd share some observations with you.

Whoever invented the "Knock Knock" joke should get the No-Bell prize.

Jokes about German Sausage are the wurst.

Never trust an atom because they make everything up.

Fake noodles are nothing but Antipastas.

Why is it that night falls, but daybreak?
And who's responsible for cleaning up the mess afterwards?

Are part time bandleaders Semi-Conductors?

If a child tells their parents they want to be a secret agent when they grow up, does that automatically disqualify them from their career choice because they couldn't keep it a secret?

If you are going to make a mistake and screw something up, at least make them wonder how you did it.

Most New Year's Resolutions never seem to last past January.
What do you do the rest of the year?

Dear Winter:
I think it's time for me to start seeing other seasons.
Spring and Summer are much nicer than you.
Autumn the Puppy.

And on that note, take care folks and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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