Sunday, October 22, 2017

SUNDAY FUNNIES: LAUGHING AGAIN (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
It's been a rough couple of weeks while our beloved Editor-In-Chief was away taking care of family and personal matters, but as the sign says: we're back and open for business once more! 😀
With that in mind, here's a fresh batch of jokes to make you smile...

My dentist is a mean guy. He hurts my fillings.

Out in the country she was just the moonshiner's daughter, but he loved her still.
Back on duty!

You know it is a bad day when your imaginary friend files a restraining order against you.

I had a fear of hurdles, but I've gotten over it.

Two silk worms were in a race and ended up in a tie.

This may be nutty, but cashew sounds like a nut sneezing.

Do wicked chickens lay deviled eggs?

I had problems find a singing partner for the talent show. I ended up buying a duet yourself kit.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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