Sunday, October 29, 2017


"Where's the candy?"
"No chocolate, please!"
Hello Everybody! Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we hold our annual Halloween celebration, since the Sunday Funnies doesn't post on Tuesdays. In any event, let's get right to the jokes, shall we?

If you owned 51% of a company that hunted down vampires, would that make you the main stake holder?

Do wicked chickens lay deviled eggs?๐Ÿ‘ฟ

Walking and shopping in a haunted grocery store is just a pair-a-normal activities.

Two witches, surrounded by the remains of a gingerbread house. "Having the children around was nice, but they ate me out of house and home," one replied, looking at the crumbs.
The other witch advised: "No one likes spoiled children. Use airtight containers when storing leftovers."

๐Ÿ’€The skeleton asked if anybody wanted to hear a bone joke. It's humerus.

What do ghosts eat for supper?๐Ÿ‘ป

Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank!

What's a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Eerie!

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween!

And on that note, hope everyone Tricks or Treats safely this week, because we expect to see you all next weekend for more Sunday Funnies! Take care!—AtP and WD.

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