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| ♫I CAN sing! Arroooooo!♫ |
Got some extra time on my paws right now because America fell back last night as Daylight Saving Time ended for us.
Why Congress keeps messing with it, considering the rest of the world stopped using DST LAST weekend...
Anyway, been wondering about a lot of stuff lately.
Like, knowing I can sing {♫woof woof woof wooooof!♫}, but wondering why I've never taken up a musical instrument.
Of course with these paws, it would all depend upon what type of instrument I pursue. Then again, I haven't smelled any nearby lately that I could hunt and chase, so...
With that in mind, how about some jokes about struggling guitarists who have yet to make it big. Ready?
How many struggling guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
20. One to screw it in and 19 to say "Not bad, but I could have done it better".
What do you call a struggling guitarist who knows two chords?
What's the definition of an optimist?
A struggling guitarist with a mortgage.
How do you figure out who the struggling guitar player is at a party?
He'll tell you.
How do you get a struggling guitar player off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Why are so many struggling guitarist jokes one liners?
So the rest of the fledgling band members can understand them.
And on that note♫, remember: you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Take care. Have a good week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
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