Sunday, November 19, 2017

SUNDAY FUNNIES: QUICKIE JOKES (one liners)

"Pass the dog biscuits!"
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Lots to do around my people's house with Thanksgiving coming up.
I'm trying to stay out from underfoot, especially since I don't want any of my paws stepped on, as everybody's relatives are going to descend upon us wanting to be fed.
Of course Thanksgiving used to be, and SHOULD be about a lot more than food, football, and the start of the Christmas retail season with the dreaded "Black Friday", especially considering more stores are staying open Thanksgiving Day AND night, seriously cutting back the time their employees have to spend with their families! 💔

So, since everybody seems pressed for time right now and I still want everyone to laugh and destress a bit, here are some one liners. Ready?
What lurks below???

Would a struggling business that served submarine sandwiches be going underwater?

If Climate Change is causing the sea level to rise, does this mean that the oceans are getting too big for their beaches?

I used to be addicted to seaweed, but I found Kelp.

Do forgetful cows yield Milk of Amnesia?

Those who don't want to be counted have taken leave of their census.

And on a more serious note♫: regardless of how tasty the meat is-chicken, turkey, duck, and fish bones are NOT good for your pets!
If you're going to feed your pet table scraps from your Thanksgiving dinner this week, please remember: NO BONES!
Otherwise, take care, have a great week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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