Now, I know I'm only a baby (companion) dragon, but even after all this time, I still don't understand football.
I don't mean the new problems that have arisen like "To Kneel, or Not To Kneel" but more of the classic things like when the Quarterback (and is that all the money the poor guy has? Twenty-five cents?) yells "Hike" before snapping the football, is he expecting his team to go on some long march?
After all, they're already running like crazy hoping to be the one he throws the ball to.
Then again, considering some of the plays I've seen, they should be hoping to successfully catch it instead of just being the player the quarterback throws the ball to.
In any event, some fans' dedication to the game is beyond belief.
Here are some examples...
In preparation for a romantic evening, they consider a football helmet formal head wear.
Their wedding colors were the same as their favorite team's uniforms.
I wonder how long that marriage lasted?
They spend more for season tickets than any other expense.
Do they at least have a roof over their head and food on the table?
They've worn the same shirt on Sundays for seven years.
I hope they've at least washed it!
They've worn face paint to Sunday church.
Aren't they supposed to be showing faith in something else for a couple of hours that morning?
A man takes his seat at the Super Bowl. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
“Who would ever miss the Super Bowl?” the guy asked
“That was my wife’s seat," replied the other man. "We have been to the last five Super Bowls together, but sadly she passed away.”
“That’s terrible," observed the first man, "but couldn’t you get another member of the family, a friend, or even someone else to come with you?”
The second man just nodded his head negatively and said, “No, they're all at her funeral.”
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.