It's your old friend E.B. the Easter Bunny here, bringing everyone some fun Easter jokes.
I've been told that your regular hostesses, Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon, have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention, or medical industries; shame on your employers!
Before we begin this year's yolks, I mean jokes, 2018 is an odd point, for today is both Easter Sunday AND April Fools' Day.
But make no mistake, Easter is a very serious matter for a lot of folks, and I represent just an additional aspect available to celebrate.
Now then...
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| Time for the "Bunny Hop" |
Whatever you call it the rest of the year!
What did the chicken🐔 say when it laid a square egg?
Ouch!
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A bug's bunny!
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a rabbit that cannot make a decision?
An Either rabbit.
By hareplane.
Did you know carrots are good for the eyes?
After all, you've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses, have you?
What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-hop.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
And on that note🎵, it's been fun folks!
As usual, I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with my peeps, and take a well deserved carrot break.
HOPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!
e.b.🐇
The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend.
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