Sunday, April 22, 2018

SUNDAY FUNNIES: ASK WAXY

Why ask me?
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

Now, despite the fact that I'm just a baby dragon, people ask me a lot of questions. I try to answer them the best I can, but sometimes...

Dear Waxy:
In what sport are the athletes most romantic?
Lost In The Arena Of Love

Dear Lost:
I honestly don't know which is the most romantic, but never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

♫Rock Around The Clock♫
Dear Waxy:
Can you help me with my Geology home work? I need to name three types of rock.
Stuck At My Desk.

Dear Stuck:
Classic, Punk, and Hard.

Dear Waxy:
If cattle had a sense of humor, would they be laughing stock?
Franny Farmer

Dear Franny:🐄
That question was an udder mess that didn't make any sense.

Dear Waxy:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Bucky Beaver.

Dear Bucky:
It depends upon how strong the woodchuck is and why he/she wants to chuck wood in the first place.

Dear Waxy:
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Confused.

Dear Confused:
An idea to post as this week's Sunday Funnies! 😉

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please come back here next week for more fun!—wd.

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