Thanks to Humphrey Bogart as Rick in Casablanca for the title of this post because today we're going to look at eyes.
You've never seen a dog🐶 with glasses👓, have you?
Nor any other animal for that matter.
While the animal kingdom has its own vision concerns, humans seem the most worried about their eyes.👀
Rightly so too, for being able to see properly is important to ANY living thing.
So if you haven't guessed yet what my theme is for today...
I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better.
One man spotted a doctor carrying an eye chart and asked, “Eye doctor?”
|"Eye see you!"|
What does an eye doctor have in common with a teacher?
They both test pupils.
“I have an eye, but I cannot see. What Am I?”
What goes over the tongue👅 and through the eyes?
A shoe lace.👟👞🩰
Did you hear about the optometrist's accident?
He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
If everything is brighter after your eyes are dilated during an eye exam, does that mean you're an optimist?
What did the right eye say to the left eye?👀
"Between us, something smells."👃
And on that note, have a great week and please be back again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.