Sunday, November 24, 2019

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DON'T CALL ME, I'LL CALL YOU! NOT!

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Woof! It's a MISERABLE day outside where I live right now.
Rain☔, rain⛈, and more rain⛆.
Cold too.
Thankfully not cold enough to turn the rain into snow☃❆, but even though we're staying inside to warm up our funny bones, I'm sure you're just like my people and every other human who gets sick and tired of robocalls.
Now I do have to admit that it's kind of amazing that a robot🤖 knows how, let alone can make a phone call📱, but why do they always call about something you have absolutely no interest in.
So with that in mind...

Did you know that the military checks their caller ID on every incoming phone call?
They will not answer anything that says “private caller.”
They will only answer on lieutenant or higher.

Then again, my people don’t answer anything on caller ID that says “anonymous caller.”
If they don’t want anyone to know who they are, my people respect their privacy by not answering.

Sorry I missed your call. I was scrolling through Instagram™ and didn't want to lose my place.

And now, a horror story for modern children.
Before cell phones📱, we only had landlines📵 and had to call our friends at their house.
And sometimes their parents would answer!

The second best way to stop a robocaller?
Answer the phone by saying, "Police, Fraud Division. How may I direct your call?"
If there's a live person on the other end monitoring the call, they'll get the message.
The first best way to stop a robocaller?
DON'T ANSWER!
It may take them a while to figure it out but eventually...

And on that note🎵, have a great week everybody! Hope everyone who's celebrating has a HAPPY THANKSGIVING🦃 this coming Thursday but in any event, please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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