Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Now technically it should be Waxy Dragon's turn in our hosting rotation, but she's still celebrating Dragon Appreciation Day.
Turns out that's a big Draconian🐲 to do and a LONG holiday weekend for them, especially since it fell on a Thursday this year.
Waxy will be back next weekend, but we do have a bit of a scheduling dilemma ahead of us.
Sunday February 2 is both Groundhog Day AND when the 2020 edition of "the big football🏈 game", since only licensed sponsors can call it by the event's official title, will be held.
So which classic routine do we do that day? The lady wanting to sue the groundhog for the inaccurate weather forecast or sports jokes, ending with Andy Griffith's famous routine "What it was, was football"?
Anyway, they say what goes around comes around, but don't you think "they" would get awfully tired and dizzy traveling in circles so much?
It's the start of a new year so once again everyone tries, or at least promises they're going to get into shape.
One of my owners bought some strength building tablets, guaranteed to build muscle in a very short time.
Unfortunately he can't get the cap off the bottle, and it isn't even child proof!
He then joined a gym, but the next time he tried to go there, my man couldn't find his membership card.
A replacement/new one was $10. A donut and coffee at the nearby shop were $3.
Guess who saved $7?
What is it with roosters?🐓
Just because they see the sunrise,🌅 they think they've got to crow and shout about it, waking everyone else up in the process.
Hey bird! Just because you're up at the crack of dawn doesn't mean I have to be.
Then again, why everyone complains when I howl at the full moon...🌕
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.