|♫Flying away on a wing and a prayer♫|
Well, we're still in a bit of a quandary here, uncertain whether to run our annual Groundhog Day satire or our humorous salute to "the big game" 🏈 because both the holiday and the last football game of the season, which everyone claims will be really "super" 😏 are scheduled for February 2, which is our next Sunday Funnies.
But that just leaves little ol' me here to wing it for today, so...
Are people prone to violent tendencies?
A waiter asked a patron if he wanted a box for his leftovers.
The man replied, "No, but I'll arm wrestle you for them."
I've heard that approximately 95% of all ocean critters are allegedly still undiscovered.
If this is true, the ocean can certainly keep its Sea Crits.
The patient admitted, “I’m addicted to collecting magazines.”
The therapist replied, “It sounds like you have issues.
"There's so many, I have volumes!" confessed the patient.
How did the librarian retrieve her lost copy of Moby Dick?
She used a bookworm.😉
Who is constantly a fowl of the law?
A stool pigeon!
I'm glad I don't work for some big corporation.
"We are going to keep holding meetings until we can figure out why we aren’t getting any work done," the executive told his employees.
I think I already know what the problem is!
I'm not sure whether this is smart or dumb.
A teacher asked a student how to spell orange.
The student wanted to know if the teacher was asking about the fruit🟠 or the color.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies and the answer to our Groundhog's Day versus "the big game" dilemma!—wd.