Sunday, January 12, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FUR THOUGHTS

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
WOW! It's 2020!
Where has the time gone?
I haven't even finished burying all of 2019's bones yet.
And before anyone goes looking for double meanings or hidden messages in that last sentence remember: I AM A DOG!๐Ÿถ

Anyway, moving right along...
It's joke time!

I don't use auto-correct all of the time, but when I due... ๐Ÿ˜‰

Upon realizing how poorly he played his first game, the new golfer๐ŸŒ said about improving his
performance, "I have a fairway to go."

Becoming an optometrist and learning how to prescribe eye wear must be a fine art.
After all, you don't want to make a spectacle of yourself.

How do locomotives๐Ÿš‚ know where they are to go?
Training.

As hunters, trains are good at following tracks. ๐Ÿ›ค

Logic will get you from A to Z, but Imagination will take you everywhere.

It's not always easy being a dog.
Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window, smell the breeze as your owner drives because they won't let you do so despite being licensed, and bark at people you pass to brag about everything you've already smelled.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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