Monday, May 4, 2020


Today is May 4, 2020; although to many Star Wars fans it's International Star Wars Day.

While not (yet?) officially recognized by anyone other than those with a vested interest in a galaxy far, far away; Star Wars has gained as much prestige around the world as Star Trek, Doctor Who, and Quantum Leap, whose Leapers have claimed February 29 as their own.

So, while our resident comediennes Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon can't officially get into the act because May 4 doesn't fall on a Sunday Funnies until 2025; that doesn't mean we can't have some fun, especially given current events.😷

Why do Ewoks never shout in the house?
Because they always use their Endor voice.

Generic galaxy far, far away; since Disney now owns & controls it.
Darth Vader once tried to make cookies, but he burnt them. They were a bit on the dark side.

Have you met Darth’s wife, Ella Vader?

A wife got mad at her husband because, in her opinion, he had too much Star Wars merchandise.
“It’s either all that junk or me!” she yelled.
He just looked at her and replied, “May the divorce be with you.”

What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?
A game of clones!

Why did the evil Jedi cross the galaxy?
To get to the dark side!

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
The dark side, at least figuratively. 😉
Because they're always making new friends!

What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?
Toy Yodas.🐸

If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you are looking for love in Alderaan places.

Two Storm Troopers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.
"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trooper asks, thankful to still be alive.
The second Storm Trooper replies, "I just wanted you to know that I would always miss you."

Is BB hungry?
No. BB-8.

May the Farce/Force be with you!😀

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