SUNDAY FUNNIES: MEMORIAL DAY MUSINGS

Hello Everybody! Free Choice E-zine Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here since this is the Memorial Day weekend, so your regular hostesses Waxy Dragon and Autumn the Puppy are off with their respective families.

This has been quite a trying time for everyone with the {censored} pandemic, regardless of how good or bad the COVID-19/Coronavirus Crisis has been addressed and handled in your area.

Everyone is understandably doing their best to survive and we at The Free Choice are still here doing our best to entertain you each Sunday, so I better get on with it. 😉

Remember the fallen. Past, present, and future.

A joke can cover a wide variety of topics, and people too.
In fact, one person that seems to have a lot of jokes told about them is Chuck Norris, although every one I've ever heard is in regards to how tough/strong Mister Norris is.
I have absolutely no idea how this started, yet we can all use a good laugh right now.
So since he hasn't questioned any of them (to my knowledge), I'm sure Mister Norris won't mind me sharing some of them with you.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Guess who won?

Chuck Norris once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund!

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the exercise machine does.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.𝛑

Still have no idea who to accredit this funny to.

Chuck Norris can hear his phone📴 ring on silent.

Chuck Norris can draw a triangle with FOUR sides.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.📚 He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

They say that time⌚ waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris was originally scheduled to appear in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

And on that note♫, I hope everyone has a good week.

Please remember what the holiday tomorrow is actually for.

STAY SAFE! And please be back again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.