Sunday, June 21, 2020


Woof Dad!
Dad: Winging it as always.—love, Waxy.
Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy & Waxy Dragon here for our annual Fathers' Day celebration!

That's right Autumn, and considering everything going on in the world🌏 right now between the pandemic and the major social issues everyone is talking about, it's a great time to paws pause and remember how important family is.
Especially fathers!

So without further adieu, here's our annual presentation of Fathers' Day jokes.

A father asked his son if the kid had seen the newspaper.📰
The son replied that newspapers were old school and people used tablets nowadays before handing the father his.
That fly🦟 didn’t stand a chance!😉

Why didn't the father get his gift on time?
It was chocoLATE.
Waxy, did you have something to do with that?
No. Why? Was it Belgosian Dark Chocolate?🍫
No. Just plain chocolate.
Oh. Boring! Moving on...

What is the first thing any dad does on Fathers' Day?
Wake up.⏰

What kind of music♫ did the kids play for their dad on Father’s Day?
Pop music.

What did the Panda🐼 give his daddy on Father’s Day?
A big bear hug.💗

What did the baby corn say to his mommy?
"Where's pop?"

When asked if she knew how old her father was, the daughter replied, "My age. I've known him my whole life."

And on that note♫, please remember to STAY SAFE and be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!AtP and WD.

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