Sunday, June 7, 2020


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Man, what a week it's been! The pandemic's been bad enough to deal with😷, but now with all the social issues facing the world...
Sometimes this baby companion dragon just wants to start flapping her wings and fly away from it all for at least a while, if not permanently.
But you humans don't have that option, and I still need to post some funny jokes as co-hostess of The Sunday Funnies, so let's just kick back and try to relax together for a bit. Okay?

For the past few days I've been waking up to see someone dumped LEGOS™ all over my bedroom floor. I don't know what to make of it.
Waxy's drawing of "Bubblehead"

Why is it easier to fall asleep accidentally on the couch than in your bed intentionally?

How come after Bubblehead, the human I'm stuck live with takes out the trash, he acts like he just cleaned the whole house?

Long before this pandemic started, Bubblehead used to sell security alarm systems door to door and was very good at it too.
If no one was home, he would just leave a brochure on their kitchen table and always got the sale!

Considering how this year's turned out so far, I’m glad I didn't waste my money on a 2020 planner.

As you can see in the picture on the left, I do try to help out around the house by attempting to do the laundry.
But is it my fault the instructions label was misprinted and said one CUP FULL of detergent instead of one CAP FULL?

To have something to do the other day, Bubblehead tried cleaning out the pantries.
He found a box of Cap’n Crunch™ cereal that was so old—
"HOW OLD WAS IT?" you shout.
It was so old he was only Lieutenant Crunch back then.
But I still haven't figured out yet where Bubblehead's hiding the Belgosian Dark Chocolate🍫 this time!😕

Is it just me, or is anyone else starting to get a tan from their fridge light?

When we adjusted the clocks⌚ earlier this year, I seriously doubt we were supposed to go from Standard Time to The Twilight Zone.😉

And on that note♫, try to have a good week everybody!
STAY SAFE! And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!wd.

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