Sunday, February 21, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DID YOU KNOW...??? (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
After teaming up with Autumn the Puppy for the Big Game🏈 and Valentines' DayπŸ’•, we're back to solo turns for awhile.
I have been told by our illustrious Editor-In-Chief that we will be having our annual guest hosts for Saint Patrick's DayπŸ€ and EasterπŸ‡, and that our next team up will probably be Mothers' Day for those interested.
But moving on...

Being a cat I'm naturally curious.
I'll stick my nose into almost anything interesting to see what's going on in the world and boy, some of the things I've found out!
For example, did you know...

Unsavory artists are sketchy?

The Cairo river’s small tributaries are juveniles.

Old bankers don’t retire, they just lose interest.

If plant kernels get lost, they become corn fused.

Music coming from a printer means the paper be jamming.

Laboratory Retrievers are a chemist’s favorite dog.

A cloud’s favorite reptile is a blizzard.

Whenever help's needed at the gym, they hang up a sign proclaiming  POSITIONS AVAILABLE.

Hunting unicornsπŸ¦„ is LEGAL in Michigan! No wonder there are none in that state. They all fled when they had the chance!

And did you know that unfortunately I'm all out of space and time?
On that note♫ have a great week.
Take care!
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be with us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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