Sunday, April 4, 2021


Hello Every Bunny!
Looking good with my gray hare. πŸ˜‰
It's your old friend E.B. the Easter Bunny here, bringing everyone some fun Easter jokes.
Don't worry. Not only am I great at stealth deliveries, I was EXTRA careful this year because of that bad pandemic going around.
I had my mask😷 and gloves on during the entire trip.

Anyway, I've been told that Autumn the Puppy and Piper D. Katt have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention, or medical industries; shame on your employers!

And especially to those folks in the medical field, we tip our bonnets to you!
Anyway, these are the yolks, folks!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
Currently, it's Rabbit Downey Junior, but of course Bugs Bunny always takes the carrot cake paws down.

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one. After that it’s not empty anymore!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney.
Everybody Bunny Hop! πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail.

What do you call a group of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare line!

What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."

What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.

How does Easter end?
With an “R”!

What am I the day after Easter?
Eggshausted! πŸ˜‰
So on that note♫ it's been fun folks!
As usual I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with the Mrs., the family and my peeps🐣🐀πŸ₯ and take a well deserved carrotπŸ₯• break before I start planning things for next Easter.

Don't worry though.
While I can't say exactly when, things WILL get better.πŸ˜€

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