Monday, April 19, 2021


Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Unfortunately, a problem with The Free Choice E-zine's Internet servers kept me from posting before now.
Isn't technology wonderful? 😉
And by an amazing coincidence...

Times certainly have changed.
100 years ago two brothers announced they could fly.
They were Wright. 
And look at everything that's developed since then.
From the portable computers and cellphones first theorized on the original Star Trek to all the conveniences of modern life as we know it today.
Provided we have electricity, a full battery charge, or enough bars to do what we want.
So if you haven't guessed the theme of my post for today...

There's life without the Internet?
The computer crashed! Can I get a new one?
Send me the link.

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family.
They seem like good people.

Modern intelligence deduces that if all bathrooms in your house are taken and you need to "go", turn off the Internet.

Yes of course I am athletic.
I surf🏄 the Internet every day. 

If you think patience is a virtue, then try surfing the net without high speed Internet. 

Dear Humans,
In case you've forgotten, I used to be your Internet.
Sincerely, The Library.
The first cellphone?
Dear Sleep:
Thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. 

It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Nine hours later...
What do you mean it's time to get up? I just went to bed a couple of minutes ago!

Sleeping on my keyboard while still online.
If I answer, I'm texting in my sleep. 

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

And here's a link to something very poignant... LINK.

On that note♫, have a great week everybody!
Take care.
And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!AtP.

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