Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Stuck in the house today (not that I'd be anywhere else since I am a house cat) because it's been raining all day. ☔
I'll spare you that dumb joke about it raining cats🐈 and dogs🐕 because I stepped in a poodle🐩.
That's not only an insult to both your intelligence and mine, but it isn't kind to the animals involved.
Purrsonally, I don't mind the rain.
The yard needs to be watered. I'm tired of looking at all those dead, bare patches in the dirt.
Thankfully it's been a gentle rain, meaning no thunder or lightning, let alone the (high) winds.
I mean, all you have to do is look out any window and see it's raining. Do you really need all the other special effects as well?
But in any event, it's time for the jokes folks!
Starting tomorrow, whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking and letting it hit someone else.
That way everyone will know that they are the Super Visors.
Are you aware that Bees🐝 are smarter than Flies?
I mean, Bees🐝 certainly don’t waste any time trying to explain to Flies that honey🍯 tastes better than poop.💩
It has been this cat's😸 observation within my nine lives that people are funny.
Recently some are worried about being hacked, eavesdropped on, and who knows what else, yet they have no problem shouting into a box at a Drive-Thru establishment in hopes that whoever is behind the counter actually gets their To Go Order right.
If you were to send a text saying "Hey, I lost my phone📱. Can you call it?"
I wonder how many people would actually do so?
Okay, think about that for a moment.
A bookkeeper knew that balloon🎈 has two pairs of letters together, LL and OO, and asked if there was a word with three pairs of letters together?
I replied, "Yes, you're it."
It took a while before the bOOKKEEper understood, so I'm just glad that guy isn't doing my taxes!
On that note♫, have a great week everybody!
And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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