Sunday, September 26, 2021


 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
The other day my people brought home something called "Chinese Take Out" for dinner. Not sure what all it was to begin with, but it sure smelled good.
Of course I didn't get any, but that's beside the point.
Among all the food were these little cookies with tiny scraps of paper in them.
How they managed to make the cookies without damaging those little slips of paper within them I'll never know. Yet all of those slips had writing on them. Below are some of the actual sentences, and my opinions afterwards. Ready?

Face facts with dignity.
Everyone should do this, ESPECIALLY criminals and politicians.

Accept no other definition of your life except your own.
I can understand this from the human perspective but cats have 9 lives. Which one are we talking about?

To effect the quality of the day is no small achievement. 
True, but why do some people whine about even having to get up in the morning if they've got so much to do as it is?

Today is an ideal time to water your personal garden.
Well, I can't see myself watering someone else's garden, even if my paws could hold a hose.

A brave man is one that is not afraid to admit his mistakes.
If that's the case, then I personally know a whole LOT of cowards!

Three things cannot be long hidden. The sun, the moon, and the truth.
Besides the previously discussed liars and politicians, I guess the writer of this one never went outside during winter. Those gray skies alone...

Practice everything in moderation, especially moderation.
But I've also heard that practice makes perfect, so what do you do?

Cooking is easy. Good taste is hard. That's why it is called TAKE OUT.
Maybe, but as long as I get fed...

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody!
Take care.
And please be with us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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