Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Piper D. Katt here as we do our annual Back To School Salute!
That’s right Autumn. Now in classic days, or at least before 1980, most schools did not resume classes until the Tuesday after Labor Day each year. Yet now with all the “Teachers In Service” and other agenda items, students could be back in as early as mid-August.
In any event, hopefully everyone goes back to learn the important things in life.
Like avoiding the “Mystery Meat” in the cafeteria?
Yeah, along with reading, writing, arithmetic, and much more.
But this wouldn’t be Sunday without some funnies, so here they are!
As her son returned from the first day of the school, she asked, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” he replied. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”
Why was school much easier for cave people?
Because there wasn't much history to study!😉
60 might be the new 90 when it comes to age, but 9 is the new midnight when it comes to curfews.
Where do you learn to make a banana🍌 split?
In Sundae🍨 school.
Do Snakes🐍🐍 go to Charm School?
Do they study Hisstory?
ARITHMETIC: When it comes to math, I’m happy with being 90% right. I don’t care about the other 5%.
ASTRONOMY: Venus Williams, Freddy Mercury and Bruno Mars met once at a grocery store but they didn’t planet that way.
Are magicians🧙🧙 good students because they're great at trick questions?
Are rulers📏📏 the royalty of all school supplies?
Teacher: "Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Student: "I is...."
Teacher: "Stop there. You need to begin with I am".
Student: "Okay...I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: "What is the shortest month?"
Student: "May. It only has three letters."
Although the Teacher was probably looking for February because it has only 28 days, except in Leap Year.
And on that note♫ take care everybody! Have a great week!
STAY SAFE! 😷And one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and PDK.