Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Like the new head shot? Koda Canine got a new photo too but you'll see his next weekend.
Anyway, there's supposed to be a bad winter storm coming through our neck of the woods Monday night and staying till at least Wednesday morning.
Now first off, have you ever heard of a GOOD winter storm?
Meow neither.
And this one will definitely be overstaying its unwelcomed visit.
So I'm all snug and warm inside my people's house, but I've managed to dig out some fresh jokes from the various hiding places around here I keep them in for situations like this.
Ready?
Washing windows is a pain in the glass.
I find it cute when my people's kids meow back at me after I say something to them.
Now if only they spoke Cat properly... 😼
They say you can tune a piano, but you cannot tuna fish.
That is not true. You just adjust the scales.
In any event, you can keep the piano. Just give meow the tuna.
An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate.
Why did the picture go to prison?
It was framed.
🕷Spiders🕷 are the only web🕸 designers that love finding bugs.
Did you know that the official term for a group of jellyfish is a SMACK?
Why isn’t it called a Jam?😾
Australia is the biggest exporter of boomerangs.
It is also the biggest importer.
Remember, if you wear spectacles👓, always make sure they are clean.
You can’t be optimistic if you have misty optics.
So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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