Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here.
Like the new photo? I think it captures my rugged good looks.
Anyway, recently my people's kids spent an afternoon telling each other Knock Knock jokes.
Most of them were pretty good, but what got me was that every time they started one, they would knock on the table as if they were knocking on a door and I would always start barking as if someone was actually there.
Hey, I'm a watch dog, among my other duties.
Do you think I'm just going to sit and watch some would be burglar come in and take everything my people own?
Anyway, it's time to share some Knock Knock jokes, but no barking.
But I didn't sneeze.
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Sorry, I'm not an owl. 🦉
Aren't you glad I said Orange instead of Banana despite the fact they come in bunches?
Beats me. I didn't get up to go look.
Goat to the door and find out.
Weekend doesn't last as long as you hope, does it?
So on that note♫ take care.
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.