Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Koda?
Koda who?
Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here.
Like the new photo? I think it captures my rugged good looks.
Anyway, recently my people's kids spent an afternoon telling each other Knock Knock jokes.
Most of them were pretty good, but what got me was that every time they started one, they would knock on the table as if they were knocking on a door and I would always start barking as if someone was actually there.
Hey, I'm a watch dog, among my other duties.
Do you think I'm just going to sit and watch some would be burglar come in and take everything my people own?
NO SIR!
Anyway, it's time to share some Knock Knock jokes, but no barking.
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn't sneeze.
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Sorry, I'm not an owl. 🦉
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who's there?
Banana.🍌
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.🟠
Orange who?
Aren't you glad I said Orange instead of Banana despite the fact they come in bunches?
KNOCK KNOCK.
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| Is there enough jokes for ALL these people? 😲 |
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beats me. I didn't get up to go look.
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who's there?
Goat. 🐐
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who's there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend doesn't last as long as you hope, does it?
So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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