SUNDAY FUNNIES: WE'RE BACK!

Piper D. Katt

 Hello Everybody!

Koda Canine

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we celebrate our triumphant return!

Return from where?

From being stuck offline for awhile until a new computer could be acquired to get the Free Choice E-zine back up and running again.

Oh. I was with my people in their house the whole time.

Me too. But it’s been over a month and I’m itching to tell some jokes. Ready?

YOU BET! But if that itch is because of a flea problem...

Koda!

Do you know how to make a motherboard?

Talk about something that don’t matter.

When insects threaten your town, do the police call out a SWAT team?

Questions in search of answers.

Would a veterinarian who also offers their patients chiropractic services be an animal cracker?

I'm not sure, but considering where Vets like sticking that dang thermometer, I'm not going to find out!

Is the patron saint of copying people on E-mail Saint Francis of a CC?

Would a concert featuring Fifty Cent and Nickel Back only cost 45 cents to attend?

Do electricians stay up on current events?

Is there a movie that is so bad that people walk out of it in the middle of their flight?

There might have been in the past, but do airlines🛬🛫 even still show movies any more?

How come “Super Stores” don’t wear capes?

Did Jim Morrison and The Doors ever have an opening act called Hinges?

Did you know that Coy fish travel in packs of four for safety.

Really?

Yes. That way Fish A Coy, B Coy and C Coy can escape while any predator goes after the D Coy.

So which one is the real McCoy?

Check with the Star Trek franchise.

So I means Me. One person, and Us means at least two people.

Yes Koda.

Yet CactUS means one plant and cactI means more than one.

I don’t get it either Koda, but I do know those are cats you DON’T want to pet!

I’m not that stupid Piper. Although I’m still trying to figure out why round pizzas are packed in square boxes.

I haven’t figured that one out yet either but remember, when shredding cheese: with grate power comes grate responsibility. 

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!😷

Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.