Hello every bunny!🐇
All these years and only 1 gray hare.
I've been told that your regular hosts, Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine, have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention or medical industries; shame on your employers!
Anyway, these are the yolks, folks!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg🥚 a joke?
It might crack up!
How do wet bunnies dry themselves after they take a bath or shower?
With a hare dryer!
You know your diet isn't going well when all your eggs are from Cadbury!
What did the rabbit🐰 say to the carrot🥕?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
With eggs-ercise and hare-robics!
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial!
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
Currently it's Rabbit Downey Junior, but of course Bugs Bunny always takes the carrot cake paws down.
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney.
What's yellow, has long ears and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!
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What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
What do you call a group of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare line!
What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
What do you call a rabbit who performs stand up comedy?
A funny bunny!
Why is the letter A like a flower?💮
A bee🐝 always comes after it.
The Easter Purrade!🙀
What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.
What is the end of Easter?
The letter R.
And on that note♫ it's been fun folks!
As usual, I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with my peeps🐣🐤🐥 and take a well deserved carrot🥕 break before I start planning things for next Easter.
One of your regular hosts will be back next weekend so have a great week and HOPPY EASTER EVER BUNNY! —eb.
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