Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
It actually appears to be a beautiful day outside. I've put both a paw and my nose to the window pane and they weren't as cold today as they have been on past weather checks.
Of course Spring isn't actually here yet.
I've yet to see the first Robin of the season.
Or Batman either for that matter.
But in any event I'm warming up to tell some jokes.
Ready? Let's start with a classic quote.
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella☔ when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." ~~ Mark Twain.
When you have a friend going through a storm, don’t become a broadcaster.
Get an umbrella and cover them.
I've always wondered about reporters and weather personnel being out and about in storms.
"Oh look! There's the edge of the hurricane over the water coming this way!"
My response would be: "WHY ARE YOU OUT THERE? GET TO SAFETY!"
With one eye.
Why did the lady go outside with her purse open?
She was expecting a change in the weather.
What happens when the fog lifts in California?
UCLA! 😼
How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter.
Are mountaintop's favorite candy Snow Caps?
What are the King and Queen's favorite type of precipitation?
Reign.
I tried to catch some fog once, but I mist.
What do you call it when it rains ducks🦆🦆 and chickens?🐔🐣🐤
Fowl weather.
So on that note♫, take care everybody!
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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