Hello Everybody!
The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here with you today as your regular hosts Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine finish up the Thanksgiving holiday weekend with their families.
I know the holidays are speeding past.
The big box store thinks I want to put up my Christmas tree🎄 and eat turkey🦃 while wearing my Halloween🎃 costume.
But I hope everyone who was able to celebrate had a good Thanksgiving.
It just wouldn't be the holidays without turkey, fruitcake and some mixed nuts.
But enough about my relatives.
One thing everyone has to deal with is the leftovers, and if you still have any as you read this you either didn't have much company or else a REALLY big bird.
But now as the belly aches and ghosts of Thanksgiving still haunt us, or poultry geists as I like to call them, let me raid the office joke files for some appropriately themed laughs.
Ready?
First off, some friendly advice.
Don’t always depend on experts for information.
Ask any turkey what the best stuffing is and it will say to use seeds and worms.
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Turkey: “What’s for Thanksgiving dinner this year?”
Farmer: “If I told you, I’d have to kill you.”
One turkey to another: "Dude, I have a ton of online followers and they all want me over for dinner on something called Thanksgiving. But why did Farmer John just unfriend me?
What do turkeys say at Thanksgiving?
“Quack quack quack.”
Don't look at the turkey dressing. You'll make them blush.
One turkey to another: "How long are you going to dress up like a Flamingo?"🦩
"Until the leftovers are in the fridge."
Just then, a chicken🐔 comes running up in a panic. "No, don't do it. You will never live it down!!!"
Wife: “This is my first attempt at cooking turkey. When we sit down to eat, if it comes out bad, we will just get up and go out for dinner.”
She went into the kitchen and came out with the turkey.
Every member of her family was already wearing their coats.
Talk about confidence.
Why don't turkeys play baseball⚾?
They only hit fowl balls.
Audience member: “You need to stop making Thanksgiving puns.”
Me: “Are you really expecting me to quit cold turkey?"
And finally, remember. It isn't what's on the menu but the attending company that makes a Thanksgiving special.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—lh,jr.
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