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| Piper D. Katt |
Hello Everybody!
Today you are lucky enough to have Piper D. Katt, Koda Canine, and our Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here as we pause and celebrate the holidays with our annual office Christmas party!
That's right Piper. Even with the sun setting earlier than normal during winter, especially with today being the Winter Solstice, too bad there isn't a full moon tonight or I'd really have the chance to howl!
I'll be happy if we just get through this event without breaking the office budget or anything else before it's over.
Party pooper.
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| Koda Canine |
In any event, it's time for the Christmas jokes!
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My kids and grandkids keep laughing about my losing my memory.
They won't be laughing at Christmas when there are no Easter Eggs🥚🥚 under the Christmas Tree.🎄
A Star Trek Klingon once observed: "I do not know who HOLLY is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates she must be a fierce warrior indeed."
I'm certainly not going to tell him he misheard that Christmas carol.
Nope. Not I.
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| Lee |
Mariah Carey reportedly opened her Christmas Present🎁 and inside found a deed for an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she set the deed down and said "I don't want a lot for Christmas."
If Santa🎅 raised cattle🐄🐮, would he be a Jolly Rancher?
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus🤶 when the sky turned dark?
"Looks like it is going to reindeer."🦌
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I like my candy canes in mint condition.
What is the perfect gift?
A broken drum.🥁 Nobody can beat that.
I always get confused with the difference between Elves🧝🧝, Pixies, Fairies🧚🧚, Sprites, etc.
I guess I don't understand the gnomenclature.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house.
What do you call Kris Kringle taking a break?
Santa Pause.
Dumping trash at Christmas time is easy.
Wrap your garbage and leave it on the back seat of your unlocked car when you go to the mall.
Happily, every time you return from shopping, someone will have taken your garbage out for you. 😉
Would an Artic survey be a North Poll?
What do snowmen⛄⛄ like to eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Everyone dreams of a White Christmas but, depending upon where you live, Snow is not actually a word.
It's actually an acronym for Stuff No One Wants.❆❄
It may be fun to watch it fall and to play in, but the clean up afterwards...😟
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?
♫Jungle Bells.♫🔔🔔
Why is it cold in a lot of places during Christmas?
Because it's Decembrrrrrrrrr.
What does Santa🎅 say Christmas morning at the end of his long trip around the world?🌍
"Oh, oh, oh am I tired."
So on that note♫, I'm afraid it's time for all of us to say goodbye, for now.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please come back next weekend when Lee hosts The Sunday Funnies while Piper and I enjoy the holiday weekend with our families but don't worry. We WILL be back in 2026!
And we'll leave some jokes for Lee to tell before we take off.—PDK, KC, lhjr
