Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
I would have been with you folks sooner, but I just came out of a production meeting with Koda Canine and our Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior.
The short version is there will be some exciting things coming your way in 2026.
The bad news is that with only a couple of weeks left in 2025 and the last two already booked between our annual CHRISTMAS🎄 CHEER HOLIDAY PARTY before Lee covers the end of the year while Koda and I enjoy the holidays with our respective families, unfortunately the next installments of Koda's WEEKEND PUPDATE and meow's CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS will be in January 2026.
Hey. We did try.
If December had an extra Sunday in it this time like some of years past we would have made it.
But time waits for no one, two or four legged.
In any event, it's time for some jokes to cheer everyone up. Ready?
A friend of mine is trying to collect Beatles albums, and if you have to ask who they are, what planet have you been living on until now?
Anyway, I asked him if he needed help, but was told he already had that one.😼
What do you get when you pick a pig's🐽 nose?
Ham boogers.
I know. Snot one of my funnier ones.
Cymbals are not good tennis🎾 equipment because they make a terrible racket when hit with the ball.
They're not good for pickle ball either.
One of those hits the cymbal and you'll have pickle juice all over the place!
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Did you hear about the farmer who bragged he had a chicken🐔 proof yard?
He claimed it was impeccaable, but the chickens soon proved him wrong.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?🏹
Because it didn't habanero. (Think about it.)
And remember, even in a multi-cat household, there is no WE in cat food!
So on that note, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—PDK.
