Hello Everybody!
Piper D. Katt here.
There has been a serious service issue with our local Internet Provider this weekend, which is why THE WEEK IN REVIEW didn't get posted until earlier today and this installment of THE SUNDAY FUNNIES is just now being created.
Our apologies for the interruption to your normal reading entertainment.
NOW THEN...
Daylight Savings Time ended before everyone woke up this morning.
Of course what time it is doesn't matter to us cats because we work on a different schedule.
Daytime.
Night time.
Meal time.
Nap time.
Time to use the litter box.
Time to prowl.
Time to cuddle and receive affection from the humans who take care of us.
Repeat all of the above as needed.
You folks get the idea.
Yet I don't understand the whole concept of Daylight Savings Time to begin with.
So you folks set your clocks ahead one hour this Spring, but what did you save?
The sun was still on its regular schedule, as could be proven by looking at any sundial. You were just an hour ahead of it.
A lot of people complained about losing an hour of sleep Springing Forward, but I've yet to hear anyone brag about regaining that lost hour of sleep this weekend.
And besides, if you folks did save anything over the Spring and Summer, did you earn any interest in the process?
Anyway, time for some appropriately themed jokes!
Did you hear the one about the man who threw his clock⌚ out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Of course you can make a lot of paper airplanes out of any issue of Time magazine if you know how to fold them properly.
When your clock strikes 12, it's either midnight or noon, but when your clock strikes 13, it's time to get a new clock.
Of course even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it's digital. Then you don't know what time it is at all if the darn thing is broken because the face is totally blank and ruins this joke.
How can you tell when your clock is really hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
When do astronauts have their meals?
At launch time.
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog!
Time is the one thing that everybody wishes they had more of, but still waste anyway.
Is time travel even possible?
Yes, it is. After all, it's now a couple of minutes later than when you first started reading this post.
So on that note♫, have a great week everybody!
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
