It's been a quiet and lazy Sunday around my people's place.
I just got up from (another) wonderful cat nap and remembered that I still have to fulfill my duties for today's jokes.
Instead I thought I'd just make some feline observations about life and other matters.
Hey. I'm a cat. I can and will do anything I want.
In any event, ready?
Odorless flowers🥀 are non scents.
Of course they're making plastic and other varieties of fake flowers nowadays, but I prefer the real ones. Don't you?
Friendly advice. Never tell a clock⏰ a secret because time will tell.
If you're addicted to seaweed, I hope you're seeking kelp. 😼
Being a cat🐈, with great reflexes come great response abilities.
After all, who else do you know that can jump from a squatting position on the floor to the top of the television set in just one leap?
Besides, I don't care whether you want me to do it or not.
I've always wanted to be on television.📺
Isn't it ironic that the loudest word ever shouted is QUIET!
Whoever came up with "Age is just a number" is wrong.
Age is a word.
A-G-E, age. 😼
If things are going wrong, NEVER ask "Can my day get any worse?"
Life always considers that a challenge, not a rhetorical question.
Whoever came up with "Penny for your thoughts", "Don't Nickle and Dime me," and "Another day, another dollar," sure knew how to coin a phrase.
But don't you think they should be getting paid more than $1.16 a day?
(The total of all the money mentioned. If you have to explain a joke...)
Sometimes I wonder why, after a full day at work, you humans go out to gyms or do other physical activities before you call it a night.
At least come home and clean out the litter box first.
After all, if you go to the restroom during the day, don't you think your cat does too?
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
