Sunday, December 28, 2025

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: THE END OF THE YEAR (misc. jokes)

 Hello Everybody! The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here because Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine, your regular weekend hosts, are spending the holidays with their respective families.

It's hard to believe, but we're almost at the end of yet another year.
And what a year it was!
I'm not about to get into all the ups and downs of 2025 but if you've made it this far, CONGRATULATIONS!

The weather is what gets to me more than anything else.
Would whoever ordered the super grande size winter please return it?
You know it is cold outside when you go outside and it is cold.
Snow, sleet, freezing rain.
I know it's late December but come on!
If it's this bad now, what the heck are January and February of 2026 going to be like before Spring approaches?

Chico, Harpo, Groucho & Zeppo Marx
Of course the end of the year means one thing: New Year's Eve.
I'm not sure what your plans might be but I'm playing it safe and staying home while having some Duck Soup during A Night At The Opera after A Day At The Races with The Marx Brothers, courtesy of Turner Classic Movies that evening,
Got to record them when they actually air earlier that day, but no problem.
Bowl of popcorn🍿, a chilled bottle of Sprite Zero and I'm all set.
Do I know how to party? 😉
I've also been thinking about ordering a pizza🍕 five minutes before midnight on New Year's Eve.
That way, when it arrives I can say, "What took so long? I ordered this last year."

Of course another thing that comes with a new year is New Year Resolutions.
I didn't make any last year so my track record is perfect in regard to keeping and not breaking 2025's resolutions.
I also resolve not to make a New Year's Resolution this year and...
Dang, I just broke that one.😕

For 2024 I was able to keep all my New Year's Resolutions.
Tucked away...
In a journal...
On my bookshelf....

But just before 2026 begins there is one other thing I intend to do and you can too.
Just before the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, don’t forget to raise your left leg.
That way you can start off the new year on the right foot.😎

And on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and one of the regular hosts will be back next weekend to start 2026 on The Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.

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