AND NOT IT'S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST, KODA CANINE.
Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine, and I used to be an amateur procrastinator, but have since turned pro.
Our top story:
It’s raining like crazy outside right now.
How come it never rains sanely?
Three out of four dogs love bacon.🥓
The fourth loves bacon too, but is smart enough to know there’s a pill in it.
Speaking of which, what is it with prescription labels?
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If the prescriber is worried about a human accidentally taking this medication, why don't they use a different label than the style used on human prescriptions?
And that line about "Drug may impair ability to operate a vehicle, vessel or machine. Use care."
REALLY?
Us dogs may have licenses, but when was the last time you let one of us drive your car, sail your boat or operate one of your machines?
Anyway, moving on to the rest of the news...
HOW TO AVOID STRESS AT WORK.…
Despite the fact he was legally parked, Kermit the Frog is hopping mad that his car was toad.
Scholars are still trying to figure out who Pete is and why we do things for his sake.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Scientists have discovered that Koi fish travel in groups of four. If something attacks them, the A Koi, B Koi, and C Koi escape while the D Koi misdirects the danger.
New York State temporarily closed all its canals yesterday.
That's Erie.
Don't go to work.
Go to the beach.
Police want your help in arresting the Lingerie Bandit because the thief keeps giving them the slip.
Now it’s time for my editorial.
It’s time to settle the age old debate of which came first once and for all.
I’ve ordered a chicken🐔 and an egg🥚 from Amazon.
I'll let you know...
In Sports, baseball⚾ season is well underway. Today’s scores so far are 3-4, 7-2 and in a game just getting started: 0-0.
Meanwhile Napoleon Solo won the Preakness, the second race of the American Triple Crown in Horse Racing.🏇
There are 2/TWO links in what I just posted, but if you have to explain a joke...
And finally:
Remember, you can’t fight progress, but you can sure unplug a lot of it.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
