Boy, am I glad I'm an indoor dog because right now the weather can't make up it's mind what it wants to do in my neck of the woods.
It actually got into the UPPER 30s today with rain☔ but within the next hour it's supposed to start snowing!🌨
While the snow is supposed to clear out by sometime Monday afternoon at the latest, it also turns MUCH colder then, with even the daytime high as a single digit before it all starts trying to return to whatever passes for "normal" nowadays.
Yes folks, Climate Change IS real!
But let me tell you all some weatherproof jokes to get everyone's mind off of the mess outside.
Ready?
Did you hear about the farmer who replaced his rooster🐓 with a duck?🦆
Now he wakes up at the quack of dawn.🌅
Then again, chickens🐔🐔 are always tired. After all, they work around the cluck.
The local rock group down the street is trying hard to learn their songs.
They have a sign🪧 that says: "We play for free."
But on the back of it, the sign says "For $30 we will stop playing."
Would it kill the makers of Avocados 🥑🥑to put a different toy in them?
My people have like 50 different wooden balls now.
They tried playing fetch with me using one of them and it hurt my teeth!
One bear says to the other "Do you know what the secret of life is?"
"Just grin and bear it?"
"Really?" said the first bear. "I thought it was 42."
The way the world seems to be going at times, there are moments when I like to tell people "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are."
Then I watch their faces as they try to determine if that was a compliment or an insult.
After a ranch experiences a robbery, do they buy more cattle🐄🐮 to beef up security?
Have you ever noticed that at the start of every disaster movie there is a scientist being ignored?
Two slices of bread🍞 got married.
The wedding was amazing until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
So on that note♫, have a great week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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