AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
Hello Everybody!
Koda Canine here and you’re there.
Our top🎩 story:
Authorities report a suspect wearing only boxers led them on a brief chase before being arrested.
Reports are coming in that Chuck Norris has destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the Element of Surprise.
Did you know that Frankie Avalon started out his showbiz career as a tightrope walker?
And he did it without Annette.
Although they say it has nothing to do with Donald Trump’s latest unsolicited offer to buy their country, Greenland has announced they are increasing their national security.
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Looks like someone there is also a Calvin and Hobbes fan.😉
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As we return, I’ve just been handed ground breaking news!
A hole was dug to plant a bone🦴, but the canine excavator🐕 won’t say where it is.
Dang it, and I’m hungry.
It takes three sheep🐑🐑🐑 to make a wool sweater.
Gee. I didn’t know they could knit.
Turning to sports, here’s the current scores as professional football’s🏈 regular season comes towards an end as the playoffs approach.
35-14. 27-8 and in a game just now getting underway: 0-0.
And finally:
If we got rid of all the margarine, would the world be a butter place?
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
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