Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
Boy, I had a great time Trick or Treating last night. I got a lot of candy and if I'm extremely lucky, I might be able to make it stretch and last until breakfast tomorrow morning!
Now of course I did pretty good for a baby dragon (unless you believe that hogwash that I'm really just one amongst many avatars of an avid Internet user). I threw a grey blanket over me and flew around everywhere as a blimp.
Of course I'm not that huge. Or at least I won't be after all this Halloween candy digests.
But I think there have been enough jokes about that poor "balloon boy".
Anyway, although today is technically November 1st, let's see if I can scare up some Halloween jokes for you.
Who is the most famous person in Ireland on Halloween?
What kind of a dog does Dracula have?
What musical instrument do skeletons play?
What is a Mummy's favorite musical genre?
What do baby ghosts wear on their little feet?
And as a special treat to all our loyal Free Choice e-zine readers out there, would you believe that this installment of the Sunday Funnies marks the 250th! post since we switched to www.Blogger.com as our web host?
Well, that's it for this weekend everyone. I think I'm going to call my local Witch Doctor and see what he recommends for a tummy ache.
See you next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!-wd.