|Too much time on my paws|
Sitting outside guarding my people's property today. Okay, mostly I'm just laying by my dog house watching the world go by.
In any event, I've been contemplating some questions that I have yet to find the answers for. Maybe you folks know.
Why can't my vet find somewhere else to stick that thermometer?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? What happens when it reaches that date? Does it turn good?
If you intentionally try to fail and succeed, which have you actually done?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry afterwards?
How is it possible to have a 'civil' war? Now there's a misnomer if ever I heard one!
What was the best thing to come along before sliced bread? Of course nothing has come along so great that it's better than oxygen.
How do they get deer to cross roads where the signs indicate they should? It looks to me like the people who place those signs should pick some safer places for the deer to cross!
If the police ever arrest a mime, do they still tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they lock the restrooms at gas stations? Are they afraid someone will sneak in and clean them?
Well, I have a lot more questions to ponder, but I'm afraid I don't have the space to do so right now. So take care and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-AtP.