Sunday, March 11, 2012


I bark, therefore I am.
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here.

Now I like to think that I'm pretty smart for your average puppy.
That's not hubris, just fact based on first hand evidence. After all, I did graduate top of my class at obedience school. Just because there are times when I choose not to obey doesn't mean I'm dumb.
Sometimes a dog just has to do what a dog has to do.

One time my owners bought a video from some advertiser that claimed it would allow you to test your canine's Intelligent Quotient, or IQ for short.
So, considering I didn't waste MY money on that, whose the smart one?

Need more proof?
People go to horse tracks to bet on the races there, but when was the last time you ever saw a horse at a stadium betting on the human races there?

I'm always sitting out in my yard thinking about stuff like this. After all, what else do I have to do? I have a dog license, but my owners won't let me drive their vehicle. I would like to see more of the world than just what's between the back door of my owners' place and my dog house, or between there and my veterinarian.

While I'm uncertain how my rear paws would ever reach the brake and gas pedals, the way I see it, I must not need insurance because I've never gotten any offers for coverage through the mail. I did get an offer for a credit card once in my name, but my owners threw it away.

I'm still wondering about that. On one hand, I have no money, so how would I ever repay any debt I ran up, which makes me wonder why anyone would send a credit card offer to a dog to begin with. On the other hand, it was addressed to me, and it's rare when I get any mail beyond Dog Fancy and vet appointment reminders.

When my owners' asleep, I do surf the Internet. Hey, it's not my fault they don't password protect their PCs. How do you think I know so much as it is? But you have to be careful on the web though. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

Well, unfortunately that's all the time and space I have for this week. And here I thought there were infinite quantities of both.
In any event, have a great week and please come back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-AtP

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