Sunday, April 13, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: JOKES SURPLUS (random jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

I've got so many jokes backlogged in inventory, I'm giving them away for free!

Want some?

Well, here they are!
Okay. I caught it. Now what?


Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?
Because she runs away from the ball and her coach is a pumpkin!

I went to the pet shop and asked if they had any cats cheap. The clerk said all their cats go "Meow."

What never runs in but always runs out?
Time!

Why do hens lay eggs?
Because union rules won't let them lay bricks.

Peacefully Defying Authority
Why aren't noses 12 inches long?
Then they would be a foot.

If your nose was a foot, how would it smell?
Horrible!

Did you hear about the abusive chef?
He whipped the cream, beat the eggs, and battered the fish.

Did you hear the joke about the bed?
Never mind. It hasn't been made yet.









And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for our Easter Eggstravaganza Edition of The Sunday Funnies!--wd.

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