Sunday, August 3, 2014


The Court Jester?
Hello Everybody.
My name is Waxy.
I'm a baby dragon, and today's jokes are animal related, because I just found out we animals have a kingdom all to ourselves!
I wonder why I haven't been invited to the castle yet?
Anyway, get ready to laugh!

What is smarter than a talking horse?
A spelling bee.

What did the Cinderella Fish wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.

If fish are so smart from staying in schools all the time, how come none have never decided to run a country?
"I see you, but hide too good to be seen."
I think I just answered my own question. Fish are too smart to ever enter politics to begin with!

When is it polite to drink milk from a saucer?
When you're a cat.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.

What did the monkeys have for dessert?
Chocolate Chimp Cookies.
Guest Commentator

I hope Autumn the Puppy doesn't get insulted over this one, but why do dogs wag their tails?
It's easier than wagging their tongues!

"Gee Waxy. You know I don't speak unless I have something to say. But I do know several busybody gossips who will wag their tongues all day long if you don't stop them soon enough."
Autumn the Puppy.

"I'll perch where I want to!"

Where does a 500 pound canary sit?
The answer is supposed to be "Anyplace it wants to", but I can't picture any perch strong enough to hold a 500 pound canary in the first place!

And on that n♪te, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

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