SUNDAY FUNNIES: SCHOOL DAZE 2014 (BACK TO SCHOOL JOKES)

One smart baby dragon!

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I've just finished my first week at Dragon School for the new school year, and I'm learning a lot.
How to fly properly. How to use my dragon flame properly. How to work a can opener when my companion doesn't give me enough to eat...

Anyway, since just about every student is or is about to be back to school themselves, let's have some school themed jokes!

Is it crowded up there or what?

In math, the teacher says there is (supposedly) 293 ways to make change for a U.S. Dollar. I can only think of one. Exchange it between the teacher's hand and mine.

What school do you have to drop out of in order to graduate?
Sky Diving School!

We all know the alphabet goes from A to Z. But what goes from Z to A?
A zebra.

What is smarter than a talking horse?
A spelling bee!

What did the mother buffalo say to her son as he left for school?
Bison.

What are a snake's favorite school subjects?
All snakes like Hissstory, SSScience, and SSSocial SSStudiesss; but Adders also like Math.

The college professor noticed one of his tests came back with a $100 bill attached and a note saying he could keep one dollar for every point earned. The professor sent the test back to the student with $64 change.

When asked what they liked about school, one child answered "When we're out."

image courtesy of google

But I don't think the kid quite grasped the concept.
An education isn't just a privilege, but a right. There are students in other countries longing for the chance to learn while those in power try to dictate who can go to school, let alone what the teachers are allowed to say.
Don't throw away your right to an education.
GO LEARN SOMETHING TODAY!--wd.



The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend. Have a great week everybody!