Sunday, February 7, 2016

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THE "SUPER" GAME (football jokes)

Hello Folks! Once again, you have BOTH Waxy
Dragon AND Autumn the Puppy here with you as we celebrate the end of football season and sports widows everywhere discover they still have husbands.

Within a couple of hours from our posting this installment of the Sunday Funnies, provided you still have electricity and cable service after the recent snowstorms, the "BIG" and final football game of the season will begin, for only licensed advertisers and some authorized news outlets can call the event by it's formal title.

Anyway, let us celebrate the coming spring, and BASEBALL season!

The visiting Englishman was asked by his American host, "Did you ever play
football?"
"No, sir; but at dear old Oxford we played Rugby."
"How is that played?"
"Well, sir, it consists of a lot of shin kicking."
"Well, in this country we call that bridge," replied the American.

Why did the NFL football team go to the phone booth?
To get their Quarter back.

How do football players stay cool during the game?
They stand close to the fans.

And of course, NO Sunday Funnies post concerning football would be complete without this great YouTube video featuring Andy Griffith's comedy classic: "What it was, was football".



Have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd and AtP.

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