Sunday, June 26, 2016


Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here.

Now, we've all done things in life that we later regret, like the time I thought I was chasing a black and white cat out of my yard and it turned out to be a skunk. P-U!

You get the idea.
But while all I did was bark to get the trespasser out of my yard, a lot of you humans say some interesting things before you make a mistake. To wit...

After seeing someone do something amazing: "I can do that with my eyes closed."

When you're about to attempt doing something you know you shouldn't: "I've done this before."

When you're lost and don't know what to do next: "Well, we made it this far."

When you come across a wild animal in the woods: "I see the baby bear. Where's the mother?"

"I need help driving in this stake. Take that mallet and when I nod my head, you hit it."

When you're trying to help someone with something heavy: "Let it down slowly."

When you're trying to get your date to join you on the swing: "I'm sure this will hold both of us."

When you're trying out a new recipe: "Is it supposed to taste like this?"

When you're in a rush: "I can make this light before it changes."

When you're about to try something everyone else says you shouldn't because of the danger involved:
"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one."

When you're lost in the woods and hungry: "Are these the good kind of mushrooms?"

When you're trying to catch something: "I'll get it!" or "I got it!"

When you come across a new piece of equipment you've never seen before: "What does this button do?"

And on that note♫, have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP.

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