Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Now, as I fly around, I can't help but notice all you humans out and about.
Depending upon where I go, there certainly are a lot of you, so I thought I'd share some of the things I've seen in my travels.
One man was so bored, he said to his friend, "Someday I should get myself a LIFE ALERT bracelet. Hopefully it will alert me should I ever get a life."
His friend replied, "Yeah. I know what you mean. I totally understand how batteries feel too. I'm rarely included in things either."
I once perched on the window of a courthouse and looked inside. One lawyer said to the judge, "I'd like a recess your honor. The witness's pants are on fire."
Never heard the actual testimony before that, but it must have been a real whopper.
A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
An optimist sees a light at the end of it.
A realist sees a freight train.
An engineer sees three idiots standing in the middle of the track and throws on the brakes.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0T7Z0mAhEnGW44RJLqMq4L__dKqFnMEWgkwcBW0OYoVC7Y7bM4Ewr4o8rxRVUN2zgsVRDZL46dCxopleUOMfpKnGEIe5H2ITUBo5NLunMM7ytnbJIYegkpiIAb5BefkjEAUz-ARrLBtU/s200/ocean.jpg)
You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
But unless you're a REALLY great swimmer, I hope you're on a boat!
A man couldn't understand why he got fired from the calendar factory. All he did was take a day off.
Next time I'll send my jokes telepathically, so if you think of something funny out of the blue, that was me.
Meanwhile, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.
Now, as I fly around, I can't help but notice all you humans out and about.
Depending upon where I go, there certainly are a lot of you, so I thought I'd share some of the things I've seen in my travels.
One man was so bored, he said to his friend, "Someday I should get myself a LIFE ALERT bracelet. Hopefully it will alert me should I ever get a life."
His friend replied, "Yeah. I know what you mean. I totally understand how batteries feel too. I'm rarely included in things either."
I once perched on the window of a courthouse and looked inside. One lawyer said to the judge, "I'd like a recess your honor. The witness's pants are on fire."
Never heard the actual testimony before that, but it must have been a real whopper.
A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
An optimist sees a light at the end of it.
A realist sees a freight train.
An engineer sees three idiots standing in the middle of the track and throws on the brakes.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0T7Z0mAhEnGW44RJLqMq4L__dKqFnMEWgkwcBW0OYoVC7Y7bM4Ewr4o8rxRVUN2zgsVRDZL46dCxopleUOMfpKnGEIe5H2ITUBo5NLunMM7ytnbJIYegkpiIAb5BefkjEAUz-ARrLBtU/s200/ocean.jpg)
You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
But unless you're a REALLY great swimmer, I hope you're on a boat!
A man couldn't understand why he got fired from the calendar factory. All he did was take a day off.
Next time I'll send my jokes telepathically, so if you think of something funny out of the blue, that was me.
Meanwhile, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.
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