Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon as we celebrate Father's Day.
Are you ready with the jokes Waxy?
Me? I thought you had the jokes Autumn.
Guess we'll just have to wing it Waxy.
Shouldn't that be my line Autumn?
When a father goes golfing, why does he carry an extra pair of socks?
In case he gets a hole in one.
If every child gives their dad something that says they're number one, that is one heck of a tie!
Of course it beats some of the neck ties your father has probably received over the years.
A young English lad asked his father if he had ever been to Egypt.
The father replied no, which caused the child to ask, "Then where did you get mummy?"
Now, in ancient Egypt, if they had mummies, did they also have deaddies?
Do fathers always snore?
Only when they might be asleep.
What does a baby computer call its father?
And remember folks, being a parent is serious business.
After all, anyone can be a father. That's just simple biology.
But it takes someone special to be a dad.
In any event, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.