Now, I like to think of myself as a smart dog. After all, how many canines do you know who can post on the Internet besides the usual stuff like fetch and protect the house from stray squirrels, cats, chipmunks, and the rare would-be prowler?
In any event, here are some jokes that might make one have to stop and think before you get the punchline, but I promise doing so won't hurt.
Teacher: Give me a a sentence with the word ANALYZE in it.
Student: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Did you know that each time you see a full moon, you always see the same side?
Considering how cratered that side is, I'd hate to see the other end!
Did you know when lightning strikes, it can reach up to 30,000 degrees Celsius (54,000 degrees Fahrenheit)?
Shockingly hot, isn't it?
Did you know that honey is the only natural food that never spoils?
But considering what you have to go through to get it...
My first job was in an orange juice factory. I got fired because I could not concentrate.
And since today is National Donut Day here in America, remember: the center of the donut is 100% fat free and has zero calories!
On that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.