Not really sure what to say today.
Weather's not behaving itself.
It's sunny and chilly instead of warm and sunny.
So what's next? Chili today and hot tamale?
But while Spring is apparently late, baseball season does start tomorrow. I wonder how many games will have to be postponed because of snow?
In any event, while I'm a smart enough dog to know that climate change IS real, my job is to entertain everyone for a bit in this post, so how about a little spring cleaning of my doghouse and I'll dust off some of these jokes that have been accumulating that I've yet to use.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
I thought math was useless, but realized that Decimals have a point.
I am almost a millionaire. I have all the zeros in place. I just need the one.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Behind every successful woman... is herself.
With so many things coming back in style... I can't wait until morals and intelligence become trends again.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP.